Is there a way to remove a lightbulb from a rectum?
Question:
But this time really WAS an accident!! I just need an idea of how to remove it myself, discreetly.
Answers:
crush it then you can take it out piece by piece
Easy list!
1- Butcher Knife
2- Gallons of Alcohol
9- Packs of Gause
10- Medical Bandages
1- home plug in
25 foot extension cord
1- pair of tweezers
3 blank CD-R (NOT CD-RW)
Mirror
Small nylon rope
Butane lighter
solder iron
3 50 amp Toggle Switches with slide connectors
3 Days off work
Try it it worked
Well I just read your question about your wife and herpes, and obviously you think the sun shines out your own **** so I suggest you leave the lightbulb right where it is! It suits ya.
uhhh why was it up there in the first place?
ok nvm... well... oil? i dunno lotion? something to ease it out...
well you have a couple of options here.
1.you can get your male partner to suck it out using his mouth.
2.use Vaseline
3.or you can get a hamster insert him, have him hold a string so he can put the string around the bulb and then all you have to do is pull it out.
GET AN ANAL DWELLING BUTT MONKEY TO PULL OR SHOULD I SAY PUSH IT OUT FOR YOU
Seriously, if you are going to ask a question - please make it real!!!!
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