Why are old men jealous of us young teens?
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why would we be jealous of you guys
Because were better.
because we're skinny and better looking
Who is jealous? I personally never want to be a teenager again.
It is interesting to see which teen is a player and which teen is an outsider. The groups are part of life and you can never change once you are older . You will never find happiness in the other group. The loner teen will feel left out until he sees the duties forced on the players circle. But then what is making them happy? Groups eventually stay together for sharing the bacteria that sets them apart.
Because when they were teens the women were all ugly and flat chested, and looked like boys still.
Im 28 and notice a big difference in the way teens look today then when i was a teen. you can't tell how old they are anymore. i can imagine how it was when old people were teens.
At 60, I'm not jealous of you "young teens"...are there OLD teens, too?
I've lived my life and done pretty much what I wanted to do...and can still do most of it.
You 'young teens' have to worry about 'performing' for your partner, who you're going to get laid by, will you get STD. Well this old guy gets laid regularly and I don't have to be sneaky about it, won't get STDs, don't have to wonder who I can 'hook up' with.
Why should I be jealous of you people?
I have a great paying job (and I draw a good retirement from the Navy, too), I've been to 32 countries (stationed in 3), learned 7 languages, spent 13 months in Antarctica (with a short trip to the South Pole), I own 2 cars, a motorcycle, my house is almost paid off. I can walk around fully naked in my house (and back yard) if I want without someone freaking out. I can stay up/out all night if I want. I can get drunk if I want. I can go to R rated (and X rated movies if I want...can you?) I can stand with the fridge door open if I want. I have money to spend and don't have to ask mommy or daddy for any. I don't have to worry if people are laughing at my 'not the latest fad in clothes' or if mommy will buy me the latest expensive shoes so I can keep up with my shallow, no life friends...I don't have to hold onto my pants to keep the from falling down. If I want to go over to 7-11 at 2 a.m., I don't have to ask permission to do it. If I decide to leave town for a few days, I don't have to beg and plead and weedle anyone to do it. If I want to fly out to California, I can do it. If I want to take a vacation in Sicily, I can do it.
Give me a break! I'm JEALOUS of you poor know nothing losers? HA!
Why should I be jealous of YOU? YOU should be jealous of US OLD FARTS!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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