Where to pee when there is no where to pee?

Question:

I have to go pee and there is no where to go. I am using my laptop and there is a connection so i can talk to people. Im not going to use the disgusting mens room, it has pee on the floor and smells. my balls are going to explode! I need fun techniques for peeing because my bladder locks up when i try to pee on a tree but wierdly when i have fun i need to pee.

Answers:
Go to the nearest fast food place. Ask for a rest room to see if they have one, buy a soda (or a water if you want to spend less) and ask to be let in. Or keep walking until you see a restaurant, though it's for costumers if you have cash and buy a soda they might be leniant.

use the disgusting Mens room have a good wash when your finished

you don't pee with your balls,
and for some reason if you have to pee
you;d just go
and i think your just one of those creeps. tbh
cause of the 'fun' techniques, and yeah when you want to pee
you just pee. theres no techniques

move your laptop aside and unzip your fly, then pee through your fly wherever you are, but only taking the very tip of your dick through the fly. Just don't pee on yourself or the pants.

get a pee bottle.

go to a drain or a bottle ten but i tink by now uthey shld hav exploded on ur pants

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Where to pee when there is no where to pee?

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