Our friend "The Bearded One" is in a bad way today because he's got some rather large stones.?
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[And as a special get well, my next four questions are in honor of The Bearded One.]
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Dear Bearded One,
I wrote you a poem in honor of your passing. Ok, not that you are dead..yet. Ok not that passing the stone will kill you either..most likely. Ok it could, but I doubt it. Unless it's a boulder. In that case, I'm sure surgery would be imminent. And since you are on here answering, I'm thinking no boulders. Ok, so in honor of your passing of the stone, I'm writing you a poem. Here it is:
There once was a man from Idaho,
Who answered the questions of Jimbo,
I noticed a few,
I would laugh right on cue,
To the thought of dating a zombo!!
I finally decided to answer,
This TMBG romancer,
The moon it was full,
Conversation never was dull,
With this Kimchee diet enhancer!
But then he fell ill with a stone,
"I'm in pain!" he often would moan,
He gritted his teeth,
Braced himself with his feet,
And proceded to pass thru his bone.
Now we all hope that he will be cured,
His youqa.com friends are assured,
He will return a new man,
With a quest and a plan,
To convince Yahoo! Amy he's absurd.
Get well soon, Bud!
Other Answers:
Hope everything comes out okay, Bearded One!
I hope you both enjoy my answers to the honorary questions!
"This, too, shall pass."
Take care, .Bearded One. My thoughts are with you.
Later.
Do NOT take advice from Jimbo on this one.
SORRY JIMBO!
Bearded Bearded Bearded One
Had some stones but now there's none
Get well soon or you will find
I'll absolutely lose my mind.
Hope it gets better, because you don't want it to get worst.
Cheer Up Bearded One!!
well I was going to change things up and be positive, but since trailerskank offended me, I choose to be silent on this matter.
And ye shall hear of wars and rumours of wars: see that ye be not troubled: for all these things must come to pass.
Just for bearded one .
http://drawapig.desktopcreatures.com/gallery/large.asp?id=1028006&p=0&hof=1&q=personality+test
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I secretly drew Yoda instead of a pig like I was supposed to do:)
sorry to hear that Bearded one.
I promise to post useless and offensive, smarta*s responses to thought provoking questions.
If he's constantly passing stones, why does'nt he get a tunnel dug through? How about a detour?
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