A horse is sitting on me, how do i get him off?

Question: A horse just sat on me and my head is stuck in its butt. How do i get out?

Answers:
Don't worry. No self respecting horse would allow you to remain there long. His friends would laugh at him for the company he keeps. By the way. brush your teeth you have a crap eating grin.

Other Answers:
how would you write this question? the answers, we will never know.

Ask him, nicely, to move. (I just don't get some of these questions.)

while your there give him a vasectomy

you pull its tail and it will get off

You don't because you put the question under Diet and Fitness. You should have put the question under Government. We all know what it is like to have a horse's butt set on our head and make our lives smell.

2 points please

Thank you,once again.

haha ur the same person that i answrd from b4. woww.

thats a shame. sum1 must hav done sumthing 2 u & then u must hav went crazy and lost ur mind. and bcame obsessed w/ horses.. and relived ur stories thru yahoo answrs. so ppl could respond w/ comebaks like mine.
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im bored and its thursday. cant wait until friday then skools out for a wkend. yahh me.

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