How Can I get Sick?


Question:
I have a concert coming up and I do not wish to go. How can I get something along the lines of a sore throat? Or a stomach virus (like I feel like throwing up)? Best answer gets chosen.

Answers:
just pretend

Other Answers:
get real drunk. hangovers are always good excuses for me when i dont want to do something

you are already sick.why don't you say you have a mental disease?

look at pictures of rosie o'donnel naked

Do what I always do. Turn off the lights. Don't answer the phone. If someone else paid for your ticket, gladly pay them back the next time you see them. The cost of the ticket is obviously worth the cost of not having to go. By the way, it's easy to fake an illness. I've graduated to More deceitful ways. Good luck and God Bless.

can u not just pretned to be sick. use womens problems no one will question that? thats usually the best thing! u will still get lots of sympathy and u say i really wish i could go, but im just in too much pain.
it really is the best excuse
hmm just thinking i didn check if ur a girl before i clicked answer.. ah well

listen to Kenny G, its enough to make anyone sick.

or just watch, the hillz, has paris hilton in it. makes me sick

Sing at the top of your voice to get a hoarse throat,or get a horse and stick it in your throat.

Just say it is your period monthly cycle started very early and it is very painful and heavy and you are being a little sick with it my girlfriend's period come on early sometimes she says and she sick most days with it and she also says she sometimes feels although she is not on her period she sometimes feel she is and does feel sick in the tummy/stomach. I hope this helps

Be honest and say you don't want to go.

If you're literally wanting to get sick.. add a couple teaspoons of mustard (plain yellow mustard will do) to a full glas of water and drink it down. It's nasty but you'll hurl.

Just be honest and say you don't want to go.
Sat you have an ear infection if you have to lie.
Or say you have pink eye.
So much for being honest.



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