ok so i have apretty bad case of crabs and no money to buy shampoo what do i do to get rid of them(low budget)

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ok so about a month ago ihad a 3sum with these really nasty slutty chicks from east oakland. it was a great night and i had my first taste of brown sugar. but now i have crabs and im not sure which one i got it from.its pretty bad so maybe i got it from both of them.. any way i need to get rid of this stuff before my wife realizes i have it.. i cant have sex with her till its gone..also . if i cant get rid of it maybe you can help me think of an excuse for why i would have crabs without admitting that i was cheating on my wife .. like i sat on a toilet with no protecting paper or something.any ways i need this desperately.

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Why don't you start naming them all and teach them to do tricks like a flea circus.?

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SHAVE EVERYTHING!! and tell her you are experimenting with how it would feel without the hair. it might work

shave all your hair off.that's the only way.

shave

crabs??lice or v.d.

Shave really well and use rubbing alcohol or hydrogen peroxide. Gas works well too.stay away from flames! LOL

That!!
is what you get for cheating on your wife!!

You need to just fess up and take your punishment like a man.

& you better get yourself aid's tested and tested for every other STD while you're at it.

*if you were my husband, I'd kick you to the curb and let you scratch yourself to death.
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No source---aint never had the crabs or anything else or cheated.

Points finger at you- HA HA HA HA HA !

Hopefully you used protection or else maybe you got something else worse then crabs. No explaining that to the wife. For her sake aleast get tested to make sure you haven't caught something.
Oh you see what goes around comes around

LOL !

You deserve exactly what you got, Seriously though, you could have gotten a lot worse!

If you truly love, respect or regard your wife, you need to tell her, why you can't have sex with her, that is, exactly what you did? She deserves to know!

Just maybe, MAYBE! your wife might like the idea of a threesome. Just ask her.

Stop lying to and cheating on your wife !!

About your small budget, try using Hydrogen Peroxide and a very good shampoo mixed together, everyday until those nasty buggers are gone.

Go to your Doctor, get tested for all STDs.

well this is going to sound really bad but I had this old man working for me and one day he come up to me and asked if I had any Raid bug spray I told him yeah probably look in that cabinet.he takes the bug spray and goes into my bathroom ( I knew I didn't have any bugs in there and he'd never been in there before) so I ask why he took the spray in the bathroom..he said "I gotta bad ole case of crabs, this s*** work good/fast" so in answer to your question I guess you could try Raid but don't blame me for the results

dude your skrewed. The craps will be in your bed, your clothes, your hair, your carpet.
If u dont want to see the doc, get tested and given treatment that u can put on everything then do this.
Burn your house down with all your clothes in it. next shave off every scrap of body hair then hose yourslef down washing with a strong chemical solution.
then explain to wife why u burnt down the house and are naked with no clothes on

Shave, but you should NEVER cheat on your wife, how dare you.. this is what you get.

this sounds like a mental health issue to me

you can use kerosean to kill them but you need to wash all your clothing and bedding they can live without a host for a while but not long

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