Please tell me am I totally insane?

Question: Ok so please help me on this, I may be totally crazy. It's like this: Every time I come home, I pass by this barnhouse with a bunch of animals wandering around out front. I'm fine for a while, until I reach the area with all the cows. As soon as I see them, I get short of breath and can't concentrate on driving because they turn me on sooo much! I swear the cows are so beautiful, so attractive, I can't think of anything else. And now my wife is filing for divorce because she found I went to the barn and cheated on her with a cow! But I can't help it.the cows are just so hot.what can I do?

Answers:
Cows really are nice, aren't they? Especially when their noses are all drooly and their udders are full to bursting and swaying back and forth. I have two pet hens and they are even better than cows, if you can believe that.

Oh, Lordy me. I need a stiff drink. All this animal talk is getting me soooooo excited I can hardly stand it.

Other Answers:
I don't know about insane, but you might want to look around for a good psychologist.

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Don't deny yourself. indulge!!

Get a job at Ben & Jerry's

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get a life

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well im guessing ur wife is ur sister so its probably just a result of 150 years of inbreeding and u cant help it so no ur not crazy

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I'll sing you a song..

"Once I was a rich man, but look at me now
I was thrown in jail for scr*wing a cow.
I'm out of jail now but the people all laugh
For I am the father of a Jersey bull calf"

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well its not your fault that those cows make themselves look so beutiful, i mean i understand exactly where your coming from,i think cows are soooooo hot i cant help my self when i see them either
Source(s):
my own personal experience

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