how would you know if you are gay?

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How to tell if you're gay:
1. If you are over 30 and you have a washboard stomach, you are gay. It means you haven't sucked back enough beer with the boys and rather you've been sucking-off the boys and have spent the rest of your free time doing sit-ups, aerobics, and doing the Oprah diet.

2. If you have a cat, you are a Flaaaayming gay. A cat is like a dog, but gay: it grooms itself constantly but never scratches itself, has a delicate touch except when it uses its nails, and whines to be fed. And just think about how you call a dog."Killer, come here! I said get your butt over here!" Now think about how you call a cat. "Bun-bun, come to daddy, snookums!" Jeeezus, you're fit to be framed, you're so gay.

3. If you suck on lolipops, Ring-Pops, baby-pacifiers, or any such nonsense, rest assured, you are a Gaylord. A straight man only sucks bar-b-q ribs, crab-claws, raw oysters, craw-fish guts, pickled pigs feet, or titties. Anything else and you are in training to suck El Dicko and undeniably gay.

4. If you refuse to take a dump in a public bathroom or piss in a parking lot, you're in a deep homosexual relationship. A man's world is his bathroom, he defecates and urinates where he pleases.

5. If you drink decaf coffee with skim milk, you like a high hard one in the poop-chute. Coffe is to be had strong, black (or with thick, wholesome milk) and full-aroma. A vagina-eating man will never be heard ordering a "Decaf Cafe Latte with Skim" and he will never, ever know what artificial sweetner tastes like. If you've had Nutrasweet in your mouth, you've had a dick there too.

6. If you know more than six names of colors or four different types of dessert, you might as well be handing out free passes to your bung. A real man doesn't have memory space in his brain to remember all of that crap as well as all the names of all the players in the Major league, NFL, NBA, college ball, PGA, and Nascar. If you can pick out chartreusse or you know what a "fresier" is you're gay. And if you can name ANY type of textile other than denim, you are faggadocious!

7. If you drive with both hands on the wheel, forget it.you hungry for meat-popsicle. A man only puts both hands on the wheel to honk at a slow driver or to cut the dude off. The rest of the time he needs that hand to change the radio station, eat his hamburger, hold his beer, finger the bi-atch in the passenger seat (whoever she happens to be), or, if he's Latino, talk on his cell-phone.

8. If you enjoy romantic comedies or French films, mon-frere, vous sonnez le Gay, oui? The only time it is acceptable to watch one of those is with a woman who knows how to reward her man. Watching any of the above films by yourself or with another man is likely to result in SHC (spontaneous homosexual combustion), which is what happens to fags when they flame out too quickly.

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when u r attracting towards men n if u have some faminine charector u wil automatically come to knw tht u r .

if you are gay you WILL know that you are gay. you may try to deny it and copy your mates but in your heart you know if you are gay or not. don't try to hide it!

if u are gay when u see a girl or woman u feel sexi, but when u look at a teen boy you feel more sexi, u love underage boys!

u will get attracted towards men

Here's the simple tests:
-First of all ask urself-U would love seeing Bradd Pitt naked or Angelina Jolie? If ur answer is Bradd, u could be gay.
-Then go out to a place where u can find lots of hot and sex men aged b/w 18 and 24. Observe them for a minute.
Check that which part of their body u look at first-is it the face/chest or the pelvis and lower leg area?
If ur answer is lowers, ur gay definitely.
-Think as if the sexiest man u ever seen or dream about is standing naked in front of u. He says he wants to **** u. What will be ur answer-YES-ur gay for sure. No-u r bisexual.

BYE BEST OF LUCK

IF YOU ARE GAY THEN YOU ARE HELL BOUND, GOD IS NOT PLEASED. HOW CAN SOMEONE ASK A DUMB QUESTION AS THAT. THIS COUNTRY IS GONNA GO DOWN FAST. READ YOUR BIBLE AND YOU WILL KNOW IF THE GOOD LORD ABOVE IS PLEASED WITH IT. WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS WORLD TODAY. WHAT MAKES YOU THINK IT IS OKAY, AND FOR THE PEOPLE THAT SUPPORT THE GAYS AND LESBIANS, I FEEL SO SORRY FOR YOU WHEN JUDGEMENT DAY COMES.

If you wake up with a bloody a** every time that you have been out on a date, you are queer. I am sad to say that homosexuals are not " GAY " they are misfits and tormented people. Very few of them have happy lives. I think it is normal for boys to experiment with all types of sexual behaviors but if you are 30, live with your Mama , and work out at the gym 3 times a week, you are a little queer.

look at a guy on the street in tight ripped jeans. if it makes you feel excited and curious as to what he would look like without them, then there is a good chance you may be gay. but dont worry as you can still live a long, healthy and fulfilling life like myself!!

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