if you could have any powers what would they be?

Question:

#1- the power to fly with a pair of mosquito wings that didnt work

#2- the power to know as much as a proctologist

#3-the power to become a 400 legged cheetah who wears victoria secret

#4- become 1000 different cartoon characters of your choice

#5- the power to blow up your head(its ok it grows back in 3 days)

#6- the power to kill a yak from 50 feet away with mind farts o.O ? wtf!?!?

Answers:
#1 The power to sense, and then curdle, any milk within 500 feet of me.

#2 To force anyone within my sensory radius to orgasm at will.

#3 I would have a radiant presence that would cause everyone else around me to be smarter.

#4 The power to electro-shock anyone, anywhere in the world who owns a cell phone, and calls their service provider to find out how to turn it on.

#5 To eat as much food as I wanted without ever getting full, and without actually CONSUMING the food I'm "eating".

#6 To make anyone who betrays me turn inside out and LIVE, for the rest of eternity.

Other Answers:
I'm good thanks.

the power to heal; the power to see into the future; the power to change the past.

#2 I guess.

The power to zap morons to a desolate island and George Bush as will be their leader.

A Bigger wang, to come longer and do it all over again in 2 minutes! Repeat over 10 times in one night!

the power to vomit on command

i would have to say, #6. The power to kill a yak from 50 feet away with mind farts. Mind bullets would have been better. *fraaaaapp* hehehe. Yes, i'm childish at times.

you said any powers but from that list i would want none of them. ps. you are an evil genie.

None of the above but the power of x-ray vision. Oh Hell Yeah!

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