How do I become a fat gross pig that lies on the couch all day stuffing his face wearing a mumu?

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Just strive for it! You can accomplish anything!

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Just do it. What's a mumu?

ask people to send you money like I did :)

You mean, you aren't?

continue doing just what you are asking.

Practice makes perfect! Look at your mother!

watch supersize me for suggestions.

stop moving. like now. leave the browser open where it is. make as few movements as possible. position yourself on the couch, choose your station, and let it stand. this includes no mouse clicking or typing. exceptions made for hand to mouth movements.

mumu is easily made by cutting a round hole (the size or your cranium) in the middle of a tack floral bedsheet. to minimize movements, have someone else do the fitting & cutting. **for maximum fat gross pig effect, choose a sheet that is sheer, so others can see your rolls.

2 words- Jerry Springer.

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