what r some good excuses to get out of school?
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there's an evil monkey in my closet and it doesn't want me to leave the house..
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drop out already.
pretend u throw up
if ur thinking about skipping school no way. you mustn't. think of all the trouble you'll get in!
Call the school to say youre sick. When they ask who it is say this is my dad.
explosive diarrhea, works every time no questions asked
say you broke your leg..if they dont belive you! really break it!
explosive diarrhea
Don't make excuses, just tell her you want to be stupid! STUPID!
pretend u sick lol
I was never able to use an excuse to get out of school. I was homeschooled, so my parents always knew what was up!
"mom, I want to be a fruit picker, I don't want to have a brilliant future in my life,
i don't care about the success, and to have a good job, I don't care if I have to pick up cans from the trash to sale on the recycling places, then why I have to go to the school?"
I think this can work. but think about it.
When I was in school, the school thought my boyfriends Dad was my legal guardian. My boyfriend and his Dad had the same name, so when I skipped school my boyfriend signed my absent slips. I worked out good!
I should not tell you the secret.
tell them that the peer pressure is awful nowadays and you dont wanna take a wrong turn and get involved into drugs/sex
ask to go to the nurse. but make sure you drink some hot tea or hot chocolate before so you will have a temp. Trust me it works every time
be sick? or teacher's meeting so no school!
you can get some cocaine and tell your mom youve been extremely dizzy and lightheaded lately or you can run away.
womens problems its the easiest and then theres explosive diarhea thats the american express card of excuses, then practice this line would you like fries with that order sir and hows about a hot apple pie
ok so im ind of a pro at skipping school, these have always worked for me:
1) sickness (always works, always will) but u have to really know how to fake it, because ur mom knows how u act when ur really sick, so u have to make sure thre's no difference
2) missed the bus (this get kinda old sometimes so if u use it alot, change it up sometimes, like the bus came, but it just drove right past me, or the bus didn't even come
3) u could (if u have a car) drive to "school" but u actually go somewhere else, this works well because u could make up a letter and forge ur mom's signature, or call in sick acting like ur mom
4) women problems, r mom will definatly understand that
there are many more posibilities, but im not gonnna give away ALL of my secrets
say you want to live large and experience life. not waste ur timein schooll.. i mean who needs an education anyways?
have a friend call the school office and say one of your pets just died
say you havediarrhea or say your on your cycle and you have really bad cramps!
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me!
go get a pregnancy test, it works, and you get a doctors note
wow! i guess cleaning toilets and whiping someones *** when u are grown is appealing. no dis 2 those who do that, but why screw urself now on education? will pay 4 later!
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