how does a person whitens her skin? is there a medicine for skin whitening?
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for skin nothing available.
Skin Whitening
Anyone who knows anything about Chinese medicine knows that the most effective skin-whitening solution is donkey *** (seminal fluid). But Hong Kong women don't know this secret and waste their money on costly skin-whitening products.
The selection of the right donkey, however, is critical for success. Only white donkey's *** is effective. Grey or black donkeys are off the list. Also, the ejaculated *** must be applied to the face as soon as possible. Gently massaging from forehead, all the way down to neck, gives best results. And if applied daily, for a week, the results are permanent.
Experts believe that if the donkey is extremely excited, the resulting *** is good and of high quality. So the desperate woman must concentrate on the hand-job and ensure that the donkey is happy. Only then, the donkey should be allowed to ejaculate.
Why, you may ask, donkey-*** therapy is not so popular? Because skin whitening is big business, and cosmetic manufacturers don't want you to find out this secret. It is the same with other Chinese medicine. Viagra manufacturers won't tell you that eating cooked deer penis (Lok Mei Pa) is more effective than Viagra. Manufacturers of anti-depressants won't tell you that eating raw monkey brains (a popular "cuisine" in Southern China) is the way to go. And so on.
I will try to upload pictures of a woman, before and after she tried the donkey-*** therapy. Can I upload pictures in blogger? Any suggestions?
Finally, where should women go to find healthy and white donkeys? Rural areas of Guangdong province.
Peace.
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I want to know why the request to "whiten" the skin? There are some natural medicines know to 'whiten' or lighten skin, one is using lemon juice; another is hydrogen peroxide, as this also lightens hair as well; use both on the skin after washing the skin and let dry, use twice daily, the skin (& hair will) lighten; I have heard about 'buffing' the skin, will the slough the dead skin cells; there are chemical lightners, but those are usually for 'age spots' where the skin has darkened with age
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