My anus fell off. What should I do?

Question:

I was making poopy and when I went to wipe, it was floating in the toilet and I accidentally flushed it. Now I have no anus. Now what do I do?
Answers:
You could make millions with a weight loss video!

Other Answers:
lol.i feel bad for u
i dont know what u should do
maybe go to the doctor and ask for a new one
or
look down the pipe for it.
maybe it got stuck in the pipes.

grow up

Pick it up and sew it back on.

Eat it and see if it re-attaches itself internally.

Relax dude.it will just grow back in about a week.

You need to cut back at work. You worked your *** off. Now you will need to go shopping for shoes. You need to buy some booty.

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Did it hurt? It may have been something else, like bad meat..

hahahaha what a dilemma lol

However you did lower the possibility of working your *ss off to a absolute minimum lol

an anus is a hole so i don't think that could happen(i know you were trying to be funny but i don't think it worked) maybe you lost a hemorrhoid. no that is funny

I want to know how you accidentally flushed it. That was probably the last chance to kiss your A** goodbye!

sounds like a job for Yore Annus

You should think of another damn question, lol
but seriously, that happend to my cousin. you simply have to get circumsized and put your forskin under you r pillow and wait for the anus fairy

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