Help, I need to know how to remove an arrow from my back!?
Question:
I can't go the the emergency room because last time I was there the nurse told me "if you come here again with one of your crazy stories I'm sending you to the asylum".
Please help me.
Answers:
Honestly, this is definately someone bored in his life and needs attention...
However, none of the answers below are finite.
If this were a true incident, an xray would be the first option to find out exactly how the arrow is engaged into the body.
Pushing it through could cause major damage to other organs if they are in it's path.
surgically removing the arrow is the only true option...
If there was any reality to this story....
You should think about using your imagination to write short stories... At least then you might profit from your wild imagination.
Other Answers:
Go straight to the asylum, do not stop at the hospital. You are either lying, or nuts.
Vise grips and whiskey.
You should go back to the emergency room to then be sent to an asylum.
Set your back against a large redwood tree, then push backward. That should do it. But keep one out for bears!
go back to the hospital and accept the offer of a state institution
I think you should go find that nurse...she seems to know what she's talking about :)
Tell them instead, you were shot by Cupid! They'll love you for it!
Get rid of the friend that keeps stabbing you in the back!!!!!
ask yo momma to take it out for you :-)
Dude, are you for real? I don't mean "Is there really an arrow in your back?" but I mean, do you actually believe that there is an arrow in your back?? Dude.
Go straight to the asylum, do not pass go and do not collect 100 dollars.
back into a wall as hard as you can then pull the arrow out of your chest.
first,you will have to have someone pull it out for you,lay on your belly and have someone gag you with a cloth doused in whiskey,bite down hard.since the arrow is broke off and embedded in your back a bowie knife will work to pry it out,perhaps also you will have to be cut first since you cant tell which way the arrow has turned,good luck and health to you.
have you tried the animal hospital yet. they may keep you over night in a kennel but that does sound better than an asylum.
Lets see... If it did not hit any major organs and your lungs are intact then I suggest you use the broken shaft and poke it back into the arrow hole. Then PUSH the arrow out through the front.
YES IT WILL HURT!!! YES IT WILL BLEED!! But you wont be able to pull it out the same way it came in because of the shape of the arrow.
Then proceed to the hopital and tell them a more believable story like you got shot. The police will come to investigate since all gun shots need to be reported. But you can say that you were shot from behind and you did not see the shooter.
Since the arrow came in from the back... forensics can verify this.
Take Care.
try asking one of those voices in your head or better yet how about those purple and green dotted little devils flying around your head they vowed to protect you since you fried last remember, dude your throwed off and whacked
remove your eye with a spoon then you won't feel the pain of the arrow..
Counting flowers on the wall, that won't bother you at all. smoking cig. and watching captian kangaroo ...
you should back up as fast as you can into a brick wall
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