Stricken w/ Lockjaw, & my gums didn't meet, nor my lips, by 1.5 inchs, would you kiss me, despite my drool?

Question:

I was bitten by a snake last Monday, and in my hurry to get relief, I stepped on broken glass, and rusty barb-wire fencing. When I got home, all I could do was tire quickly, falling asleep in my chair, then I rather suspect my pet dingo may've bitten my ankle, it was bleeding too, when I awoke, some 12 hours later.

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Answers:
You are one crazy mother-******.

I thought the dingo ate your baby.

Ok seriously, NO, I would not kiss you. And it's not because of the lockjaw either, it's because of all the little snakies that are hatching out around your house. Dude, clean up the front yard when company's comin' !

Drink a gallon of Clorox bleach. Thank should clear things up real fast.

HELLO NO!

wake-up wake-up you were having one hell of a dream,,,,,,,or were you?

Stricken w/ Lockjaw, & my gums didn't meet, nor my lips, by 1.5 inchs, would you kiss me, despite my drool?

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