How do you remove an aluminum hunting arrow from your shoulder?

Question:

My brother and I were playing in the back yard with my dad's compound hunting bow. My brother put an apple on my head and tried to shoot it. I didn't think that he was actually going to shoot at me, so I just stood there like an idiot. Now i've got this stupid arrow sticking out of my back. How do I get it out? Please hurry and answer, as my parent will be home soon. And one more thing, how do you get blood off of a keyboard?

Answers:
Take a 3000 degree blow torch and melt the arrow so it runs out of the wound. Make sure you cover the hole with a band aid.

The blood on the keyboard can be covered with spray paint. Do that first, cause it takes a while to dry, and you'll need to inhale the fumes to keep the torch part from feeling a little uncomfortable.

Other Answers:
If there field tips and it's not going through anything serious pull it out and bandage your self up, if it's any other tip don't mess with it seek medical help!!

Go to the ER
Buy another keyboard

Well.you best call 911 and go to the emergency room. go to the doctor silly. thats just dumb to play with a bow and arrow. you should wait til your dad getes home so your idiotic brother can be punished, and you can get medical attention. of course, all this assuming this ACTUALLY DID happen.

This can't be serious. Get to a doctor immediately if it is.

If it didnt hit any vital organs push it all the way through and pull it through .Apply pressure to the wound to stop the bleeding and get your buttt to a doctor to get stitched up.If it is in line with any internal organs or your not sure just call an ambulance and get to the hospital.

ok ok ok.I can't help myself I'm sorry but:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! ROFLAMO!! YOU IDIOTS!

Okay, sorry, um, yeah, you need to go to the hospital. You're in big trouble, hah, trust me, you dont wanna try and pull it out your self, you'll probably do more damage, just call 911, or your parents.

Hmmm.for someone with a freaking arrow in your shoulder, you sure seem calm.infact enough to answer other questions.COUGH COUGH FAKE COUGH COUGH! What? leave it where it is, and go to an emergency room
I would not push it in or pull it out just to make sure you do not do any internal damage to any muscles or tendons,
let the doctors make a professional decision..
but if you were out in the field you would want to maybe do the same thing, leave it in so you do not do any more damage, plus you want it in to stop the bleeding.
but you need to go to the emergency room and let them handle it, plus most likely you need medicine and a shot .
good luck Have your stupid brother figure it out!
CALL 911 and get help.You will be in more trouble if you try to hide what happened.

Amazingly good spelling and grammar since you're in a state of shock right now. No typos or anything like that! Can you do my next English exam for me?

Good luck with the arrow. Oh, I wouldn't do anything requiring an ordinary amount of common sense from now on if I were you. very simple! drink some beers, kick back, relax it will fall out when it ready to kinda like you baby teeth when you were a kid. the most important thing to rember keep drinking liquids, 12onces at a time
and what ever you do, don't let blood enter your alcohol streem
p.s. in my humble opinion you are the new MAYOR OF STUPIDVILLE

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