I wore a pair of panties I bought at a yard sale and now I have an angry red rash. What will soothe it?
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Those pathogenic agents are freakishly angry (reddening) and run around like crazy (itching you) looking for their parents, extended family and friends which live in the "Tuesday" , "Thursday" and "Sunday" panties. You should go back to the yard sale and buy the other weekdays and wear them panties rotationally. Once they have reunited, they'll calm down and the rash will be gone.
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Go to the free clinic and get a shot of penicillin.
bleach
ARE YOU STUPID?? YOU PROBABLY GOT SOMEONES CROTCH ROT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ewwwwwwwww never buy reused underwear..that is just gross.
this is why you dont buy underwear at a garage sale and wear religiously with no washing....that is just nasty!!!!
well first of all, it's not a good idea to wear someone else's panties. You can treat your rash how you would diaper rash and that should help. There's some ointment called A+Z zinc oxide cream that you can get almost anywhere that should help. Hope this works for you. Next time wear your own panties!
go back and ask the previous owner what she used for the same problem!!!
First off, why in HELL would you ever buy used underwear, and then to not change your underwear all week - **** your asking for a rash, or a something..... First, throw out the damn underwear, go buy a baby diaper rash ointment, and change your panties EVERYDAY!!! That is just gross!!
hi! i think better u pay a visit to clinic,before u start Ur own treatment k.
I would recomend the Fruit of the Earth 100% Aloe Vera Gel. Its a life-saver!! i use it for a whole host of applications. Its great! It will reduce itchiness and also the swell.
Okay, why did you buy underwear that someone else has probably had on their *probably* disgusting body? Gross.
Ewww...gross. Why would you wear someone elses underwear? That is just wrong on so many levels.
w/b corn.
do you really speak to your rashes? how did you KNOW it was angry and not just a wee bit miffed?
try some Pine-Sol.
Cornfunkel...how many times do we have to tell you that you need to clean your noony with bleach atleast 2 times a day? jeez- I'd think you could pick up on a few of the lessons people from YAnswers have given you. Right now- go get the bleach and clean that noony so it's disinfected properly. <you are the craziest person on here....I swear!>
Btw- I always love seeing your questions...do you sit around at work all day thinking of the crazy *** questions to post in the evening? I think you do!! ;)
Personally, I think you deserve the discomfort for your stupidity. Seriously, I would go see a doctor!! And not just for your rash either....
From your various questions, I have concluded that you are indeed a very stupid girl. Who the hell buys panties at a yard sale. So because of your stupidity, you contracted a nasty rash from the other person who wore them. Learn to use your brain!
Ooo. These things can be sensitive. Where was the brown on the panties located? It might have been poo, and come to think of it, that's where the white squiggly things probably came from.
You must sniff these things, Cornfunkel, before you BUY them, no matter how good the deal seems to be.
Now, about how you're going to get rid of it. I think that hydrochloric acid should do nicely, and make sure that you follow that up with smearing toothpaste on the rash and spending the night in a diaper. That should clean it right up.
FIRST OF ALL, U NEVER EVER NEVER BUY USED UNDERWEAR, ALWAYS NEW IN A PACKAGE. HOW DUMB CAN U BE? MAYBE THAT OTHER WOMAN HAD A STD OR A DIESASE. GOD. THAT IS THE STUPIEST QUESTION I EVER HEARD. BUY NEW ****. GOD
In all years,never have I heard anyone refer to their female privates as "Noony".I've heard all the others but that one takes the cake.
I think I am going to fall on the floor if I don't stop laughing..do people not realize you are yanking their chain?
Try some butter or margarine.
My grandma said to use a flavored jelly like raspberry. That way you can have toast when you're all better.
Personally, I like strawberry more than raspberry, but that's just me.
Well, first of all buying underwear at a garage sale is hella gross. You can get them at Shopko, if you're concerned with the prices. Second of all, you should've washed them first, then maybe you wouldn't have gotten a rash.
I would buy some monistat.
youre supposed to wash them first....geesh youre dumb. oh and you are only supposed to wear them for a freakin day! take a shower
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