What injury shall i fake at work, i am a carer but dont want 2 wrk xmas n new yr?

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Then you are not a very caring carer are you?

Break a leg

If it spans over the holidays, they know you'll be faking it.

You won't get away with it so don't try

What about the people you are supposed to be caring for? Do they come into the equasion?

Tell them you have CMS. When they ask what that is, say "chronic malingering syndrome." Then they'll fire you and you won't have to work.

Tell them u have the chicken pox

back injury - its undetectable.good luck

just wrap up all ur fingers with.band aid or something..nd say..all ur fingers are burned out.when u baking something..

Have you thought about vomiting and diarrhoea? Surely it would be a health risk to the vulnerable you care for?

whatever happened to vacations..

or for that matter. what about honesty

I agree w/ IMOK, everyone will know. If you're desperate, the flu will probably be the best. But you're not going to fool anyone.

And WHY in the world would you be working on Christmas AND New Years? Where do you work?

What the hell is a carer???

And what makes you think your lazy @ss deserves to keep a job if you're a pathological liar?
Do your employer a favor and quit.

Tell them you got a nasty case of bad breath.

You're a carer? What about the people you care for? Book time off legitimately or get a new job, people have to work over the festive period, life is **** sometimes, get used to it!

Tell em u have leprosy!

if your a carer you have a duty to those people and you should be downright ashamed of yourself to even think of doing what your proposing<>< I notice someone said break a leg why not your neck

so someone eles as got to cover up for you.... leave and let someone eles who needs the job do it....SAD

bonechuffingidelitus

If you are in the UK, you don't need to fake an injury. Just say that the person you care for is ill, and claim dependent's leave under the Working Time Directive.

Bad back. Used it myself for years/

Shame on you for the thought,perhaps your in the wrong job,you dont seem very careing to me.

Stress/depression of course. Then you can still go out and do all the things you want to do eg.. drink and be merry etc and it wouldn't matter if any work colleagues saw you as you would only be doing it to aid your recovery. Lol
(I know stress/depression isn't an injury - but it's a fab excuse and it should work for you!)

Break your neck.

You are in the wrong career.

I wouldn't want you as my carer.

will have to be a bad back, at least 2 weeks before, so as not to arouse too much suspicion, and you will be on light duties in the new year too!

A case of BAD ATTITUDE I would hazard a guess?!

say u choked on Your Christmas eve lunch. and that u need 3 weeks to get your breath back. OR.

Mix Vinegar and Soap
Rub it into Arms and then sleep with it on
Skin will become inflamed with a small amount of pain
Wash your arm and will disappear within an hour. but they dont know that ;)

Sad person, look for another job.

legionnaire's disease

simple..you pulled your back, health n saftyey laws say if your back is done you dont need to work u could easylt get a week off if u complain to your doc (fake it)

What injury shall i fake at work, i am a carer but dont want 2 wrk xmas n new yr?

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