Man called Brian has been living under our bed for the last 6 weeks now. Where did he come from?

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He keeps asking from food and smells!

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This Brian is a common condition. He is a bit like termites and needs an exterminator. A baby Brian probably got into your house on a shoe or in a bag then found a place to grow. He will eventually die anyway but don't feed him and this will speed things up. Around 17% of houses in the developed world have this problem at one time or another but it is generally (like Brian) brushed under the carpet. The problem is much worse in the developing world wher a staggering 78% of houses have Brian. In those places he is ofcourse counted as a tropical infestation.

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how should i know, and wtf??

under the bed he was there to read the meter

Probably a bedtime story.

see ur gp and take brian with u lol

i wondered where my husband was.... figamentation of your emagination perhaps,or he may be a homeless bum.

he comes from habitual use of midly hallucinogenic substances such as "skunk" form of cannabis, LSD derivatives (pills) or progressive mental ill health.
The "food and smells", (hunger and heighten senses) suggest stong cannabis rather than genuine mental health issues, though the two may become one, if you are tok' ing at the moment, and you feel the comment makes sense, and this "recreational" activity becomes habitual. From food and smells, rather than for, suggests this is the case. I suggest the company of real people may be beneficial, But obviously I will withdraw these comments, should I read in news of the world, "man slain in frenzied knife attack, by escaped lunatic, hiding under bed". All else failing, having ensured you have not ingested any substances, know to cause mind altering effects, you could seek the help of your local council, or solicitor, regarding an eviction notice. You may try suggesting he sleeps in the garden, or shed, as an intermediate measure.

Phone your doctor and ask him make an appointment today could be my uncle! he smells

oh sorry thats where he got too, dont be alarmed he only bites if you speak to him.*shouts* BRIAN!! get you a-s-s back here! dont make me get the hose!

where do you live please my brian dissapeared around that time my under bed hasnt been the same since he left il email you a pic of him if its him please send him back and get your own youv got me bitn my gums in worry regards lonely john

He came from outer space,he has come to learn from you.

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Man called Brian has been living under our bed for the last 6 weeks now. Where did he come from?

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