Is this the best joke ever?

Question:

Patient: Doctor Doctor im afraid ive got a lettuce stuck up my bum

Doctor: I'm afraid its just the tip of the iceberg young man!

Answers:
Um. hmmmm! er. iceberg stuck up . hmmm. Not the most titanic of stories. Must be a line from "Salad Days"..

Other Answers:
No! The best joke in the world is

Why is Piglet always dirty?
Because he's constantly playing with poo(h)!

I crack myself up.

OMFG that's like SO funny. NOT. i thought greens were supposed to go right through you.

Hi,

Dude that is cool!!

Cheers!!

I've got a better one.

Patient: Doctor, Doctor there's a stick up my bum.

Doctor: How did that get there?

Patient: Well I told this really lame joke.

omg! i love that joke NNNOTTTTTTTT That is disgusting, not funny, gross and not understandable. Get a life.

PS. If you want, go google up some other BETTER jokes! Sh*t like this don't make people laugh.

No.but it's pretty good. Uh, no.

The best joke in the world:
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants and orders a drink. The bartender gives him the drink and says, "excuse me sir, I can't help but notice you have a steering wheel in your pants. Isn't that uncomfortable?" and the pirate says "Arrrrrrrr it's drivin me nuts!"

Funny for so many reasons.

No. worst. joke. ever.

Nope ! !

Not very funny to be honest.

not bad its pretty funny

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i like this one better

Doctor, Doctor, should i surf the internet on an empty stomach?

No, you should do it on a computer. lol.

not the funniest but the stupidest joke ever. no its not the best joke ever but it got a chuckle out of me!!

It is cute.
Here is one the cracks my dad up, but you know old people,. lol j/k

This horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says,
Why such the long face.

at this point my dad is usually slapping his knee cracking up. lol

i think its very funny, though i wouldnt say its the best.

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