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i was taken a shower and i slipped and fell on the soap now its lodged in my azz how can i get it out?

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Irish Spring..manly yes, but I like it too!

ha, rub it till it all goes away

loooooooooooooool!
an ingenius idea for a comedy!

Go to the hospital, man, they're better at that stuff, and they've seen it all. Anything else and you'll end up getting an infection or something - nasty!

Aha, likely story. Oh well, it will either dissolve over time or come out when you poop. I wouldn't worry about it unless your bar of soap is really a flashlight or something.

Eat lots of beans with a laxative sauce.

Sit on the tolet and it should just sliiiide on out, and if u fart while ur there, it'll clean the toilet bowl too!

Keep pourin hot water every day upto 8 litres. In 2 weeks it might slip ot!

bear dowwn hard while squatting

that's a real looose azz. after you get the soap out.. (or it dissolves in you) be sure to see your surgeon to tighten the sphincter so it doesnt happen again!

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