i cant stop farting!...can you guys help me?


Question:
omg! i ate some burritos and some doritos!!! and now i cant stop farting! the farts are very loud and stanky!!! i drank some milk and some red kool-aid but it didnt help!!! what can i do!!!?

Answers:
I'd like to know why you thought milk and red kool-aid would help....

My suggestion would be to take some Pepso and just wait for nature to take its course. The sooner you expel the food the better for everyone that has to be near you.

As a general rule, take Beano before eating any food that ends in "itos". It'll reduce the gas aftermath.

For now, for the sake of your loved ones, open a window and camp out in the john for a bit.

Other Answers:
get off youqa.coms and find the nearest and tallest building and jump off the roof of it... that seems to help farting problems.
drink fresh lomon juice deluted in water
stop eating crap
buy some MaxLax
beano...availible over the counter
slam a 5th of wild irish rose and pass out..
it will solve all the farting problems you are aware of...
put a cork in it, tee hee :)
thats halar! Take some simethicone, you can buy it at any pharmacy otc. Stay away from everyone in the meantime.
One word for you... beano.
Stop farting. Stay away from people in a 3,000 foot radius and have a nice day.
beano. and if that doesn't work, try plugging your *** hole!
Whatever you do, Don't hold them in. I lost 3 Grandma's that way!
get some gasx pills ....also go take a s h i t ones u start fartin a lot and its stinky u got to go to the restroom and do it..try it ...it helps..
ask the farting preacher.maybe you can make videos like him.
Stay away from any open flames, and visit your doctor.
dont eat some much,dont eat foods fast fast eating will make you fater,fater,always do something after you eats food
Can them and sell them on Ebay! I have seen it done!!!!! honest it works!!!!
stay away until you are done farting I don't wanna smell that combo lOL
Try a plug
Don't eat burritos or Doritos!!!!!!!!!
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THANKS EVERYBODY FOR THESE WONDERFUL TIPS!!!!!!!!!! I HAVE THE SAME PROBLEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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