is home done circumsition with a can opener safe?
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LOL. That's hilarious. Why don't you try it and let us know.
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No it is not.
heh heh amigo unless you want to have a serious infection and possibly end up in hospital you can do the circumcision by any blunt instrument
did you have a tetnus shot?
im sorry, but hell no. only a perfesional should do it. there are a number of reasons why, such as it could get infected by what ever is on the opener. you should always have a professional do that sort of thing.
Totally safe!
To circumsise a can, yes, but a penis, no!
Are you serious? I hope that you are not, but I'm gonna have to say no. If it were, don't you think people would be doing that to save money. I'm sure it would be quite painful and that it would get infected. Don't try it.
It is safe if you use it on yourself.
Are you alright? Would you like to have your foreskin removed with a can opener in unsterile conditions?
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Need I say more?
Man , u must be desperate i guess .
Do you HONESTLY think that with a can opener is safe..Go to a church or a hospital and have them do it
1. safely
2. correctly
Do not be flippant with such a serious matter. I have known of 'home circumcision' during my career in London and it certainly is not funny. Asians used to get the butcher in some groups to do the necessary and the harm they did to the boys concerned caused major problems. Next time, please try to keep your sick humour in check....
Lets see: An unskilled operator in unsanitary conditions with no emergency plans. It is very unsafe.
As safe as what? Your scheme is safe, as safe as using a hairdryer in the shower, or feeding wild bears out of your hand.
they did it to themselves in the bible.
Are you nuts?
instead of using a can opener.you show use the swiss army knife.it's sharper and easy to handle..in case of bleeding, use sanitary napkin to absorb all the blood..tie a big knot and in a month or two, you will have a completely new d.ick head attached to your neck !!
Honestly, I think you only asked this question to get the attention of everyone on here. You have to know that answer yourself. If you are seriously considering it, you need more than a can opener, you need psychological counselling.
NO!! are you really that dumb? sorry, but don't you ever watch those ER trauma shows?? a guy came in from trying to do that himself, and ended up REALLY messing up his manhood, if you know what i mean, he jacked up the front and plastic surgery had to be called in. Just go to ur doctor. Why do it the hard unsafe way??
LOL.Another comedian, just what is needed here in our semi-serious question & answer forum.
Try and get some attention elsewhere my friend,.!
Looks like some1 forgot to take their pills today
Yes but, make sure you put a tourniquet around the base and leave the tourniquet in place for at least three weeks. Once the member has turned black it should be safe to remove the tourniquet. Good luck.
Disclaimer: The above statements are only my opinion and should not be taken as medical advice, as, I am not a medical professional. Just in case you are that stupid.
And, if you are that dumb and choose to follow this advice, it is a good thing. We will not have you spreading your seed and corrupting the gene pool.
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