my tounge is 17inches long and i cant keep it in my mouth, what can i do?
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lol im not sure but that is the funniest thing ive ever heard of
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cut it off.. duh
surgery Start a kiss tribute band!
I didn't know anteaters could type. How about that.
Rent it out for toilet paper
LOOK AT THIS QUESTION!did i eat too much today?
i am on a strict diet to lose weight so i dont have to get a coronart bypass surgery. did i eat too much today? i woke up and ate 4 cans of corned beef hash and 16 eggs. i washed it down with two mcdonald's mcflurries and a sausage egg and cheese mcmuffin on my way to work. for lunch, i had 14 hot pockets and 3 of those danish things from a vending machine and about 7 dr. peppers. for dinner i had 6 lbs. of salted pork, 4 lbs. of beef, 3 lobsters, 6 lbs. of shrimp, 4 baked potatoes, and 3 pieces of broccoli smothered in cheese. for dessert i had 18 packets of jello topped with 2 cans of whipped cream and a jar of cherries. for exercise, i walked to the refridgerator and back to the coach 13 times and had vigorous sex with my bull-dyke lover arnolda.
OMG HE MADE THAT UP!
surgery.. or shove it down your throat and choke on it. cut it off
Either go to a Su - Jok acupuncturist or come to us. There is no medicine that will make your tongue short.
Rent yourself out to lonely housewives. You'd make a killing in tips.
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buy a bag to put it in add water for moisture or just cut off the excess
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Tell me if u r male or female and i will answer the question you can cut it off and stitch it yourself! lol. j/k i can find something you can do with it! ♥
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