I have a real problem. I'm at work, so make this answer quick. How do I make my farts sound louder?
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Go get a burrito from the Taco Trucks/Roach Coach and scarf it down. You'll have serious gas in no time.however, if you wind up crapping your pants trying to push it too hard, you've been warned.
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try getting your head closer
Metal Chair..works every time Stop pinching your butt trumpet! Let it BLOW!
Beans and dried apricots
eat alot of oatmeal and drink whole milk. and then push real hard on them
YOUR SICK! Sit on a leather chair to fart. Make sure it reverberates against something. Try forcing them out hard and pinching your cheeks together to make a vibration.
Such a noble cause.
push em out! Take off your pants.
hahaha. why would u like to do that?
push really hard..
PRUN JUICE! works all the time!! OMG LOL! That's a weird question! I dunno but I'm curious to see what ppl say.
why would you want to?
Put your palms up your lips and blow.
eat a bunch of raw veggies for lunch, then get a metal chair and when you feel one coming on.grunt realllllllllllll hard and make it last.lol.that should do the trick.. squeeze your buns together and hope you don't find any lumps in it.
yeah sit on on nice wooden chair ..and let it go ..works very well
Bend over when you feel the need to break wind. That helps force the gas out in a more violent fashion.
Hope you don't have any "wet ones". That could be a problem at work.
Boiled eggs with a lot of soda .. and don't barb.. i go for the wooden chairs..try to let it come out slow and then faster.don't spread your cheeks either haha
great question
drink a lot of milk and eat oatmeal and raisins can make u blow louder or prums. o too on a metal chair . Lift your butt up a little while ' farting ' and off you go with full force.
wat the HELL?
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