how many people smoke cigarettes?and why?

1,585,545, because they want cancer. nope im 17 n after watchin my pap die after smoking i dont think it is a good idea
have a great day

I smoke cigarettes because:

1. A cigarette never sulks
2. A cigarette makes you happy
3. A cigarette doesnt expect the world of you and get cross when you cant do it
4. A cigarette doesnt get jealous if you talk to one of its friends
5. A cigarette doesnt expect foreplay
6. A cigarette is your friend unconditionally
7. A cigarette will never let you down
8. A cigarette gives you the benefit of the doubt
9. A cigarette doesnt cause undue stress
10. A cigarette doesnt mind if you fart
11. A cigarette understands you're only human
12. A cigarette forgets an off the cuff remark from 19 years ago
13. A cigarette doesnt talk about you behind your back
14. A cigarette never criticises
15. A cigarette doesnt require constant compliments
16. A cigarette only needs to be ignited once
17. A cigarette loves you back
18. A cigarette will never leave you in your time of need
19. A cigarette can be trusted with your friends
20. A cigarette never compares you to its ex's
21. A cigarette doesnt mind how many women you have a day
22. A cigarette makes you look cool
23. A cigarette doesnt make you cry of frustration
24. A cigarette never takes things the wrong way
25. A cigarette understands when its just a joke
26. A cigarette tastes good first thing on a morning
27. A cigarette comes in all shapes and sizes and doesnt want to be another one
28. A cigarette doesnt snore in its sleep
29. A cigarette doesnt mind if you snore in your sleep
30. A cigarette doesnt dislike your friends
31. A cigarette doesnt cause an ulcer
32. A cigarette doesnt drive you to drink
33. A cigarette takes some of the blame
34. A cigarette is socially acceptable
35. A cigarette doesnt damn you into hell three days a month
36. A cigarette doesnt mind being smoked in public
37. A cigarette doesnt cost much
38. A cigarette doesnt get cross if you miss an anniversary
39. A cigarette makes everything okay
40. A cigarette is comfortable to share a bed with

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