What is a good snappy answer?
Question:
I have a prominenet cut above my eye, and a cast you can't miss. WHEREEVER I GO, at least one person asks me "what happened to you?" or something similar.
I would am tired of telling everybody, and it's really none of their business.
I need a snappy answer or something similar to give them to shut them up.
Answers:
I got my hand stuck in a pile of plaster while trying to rescue a kitten. Now I can't get the plaster of my arm.
Other Answers:
Tiger claws. hahaha
write it on your cast!
say why and see what they think of
what? this is what i always look like! Tell them that next time, lol!
tell them you were run down by an angry dad after being caught in his daughters bedroom
Say," i cut myself shaving". When they ask how you cut yourself way up there, say " i stood on a ladder"!
you wrestled king kong, but only you survived
i saved a little kids life when the one teen started gauging his eyes out and he ripped his limbs off when the blood started pouring out...(add details)... they should leave.
or
what didnt happen to me? *****.
I punched my doctor, so he gave me a lobotomy.
Leprechaun attacked me, i dont wanna talk about it!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"i wrestled an alligator on my way home. ask no more!"
or to make it easier to you...
just use a t-shirt with a
DO NOT ASK!
sign.
Got into a fight with a mean 4th grader?? lol ..saved a little one from a maurading bear??
For the broken arm, "Have you ever juggled bowling balls?"
For the cut above the eye, "It's tough to juggle chainsaws with a broken arm"
I don't know why I'm on a juggling fix
Your mom happened!
jk. Just tell them the truth. Life did it.
Cover it with some type of bandage with the phrase "Don't Ask" written on it. Then all you have to do is point at it.
I am trying out a new look, would you like a demonstration?
Oh, you mean the new make-up? Is it on upside down?
Whenever someone asks, "What happened to you?" just tell them:
"I asked a guy with a cut on his head and a cast on his arm that same question---then he showed me!"
Then I would leave it at that!
"I asked too many stupid questions."
OR
"Chuck Norris got out of line and I had to set him straight."
Happy healing.
Tell them it's the mark of the Devil.
Tell them........
Your wife(or daughter, or son or grandma) hit me with a lamp when I pulled out and stuck it in her ***.
or
Prison Riot-I'm still looking for that F#cking guard!
or
Car wreck-my whole family was killed except me-thanks for bringing it up.
When I get a REALLY short haircut I usually say I hit a weed wacker or ran into the lawnmower.
tell em it is none of thier business and that your counselor said not to talk about it!
You lost a fight with a kangaroo
What? What cast? I don't know what you are talking about!
Well, I got the cut above my eye from falling off a ladder, and the fractured wrist from punching someone out who asked me how I got the cut!
Moped accident.
I got run over by a reindeer!
Shhh! The voices in my head are telling me to kill all nosy people!
The prison guard beat me down for making fun of his accent.
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