Is it safe to drink fabric softener when you are constipated?
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No you should wear lettuce leaves in your underwear. This should coax the turtle's head out of your ar$e crack!
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No. Try drinking prune juice.
I dont think thats a good idea...prune juice works good for me.
Try drinking gasoline and light your breath on fire! Hope that helps.
no it is not are you stuuuuuuuuupid do you want to die
it'll make you feel fluffy
No, no, no,. You will get sick and maybe poisoned. Drink 8-9 glasses of water every day for 3 days. That might work and will not hurt you. Walking after eating may also do you a lot of good.
it's not good to drink at any time
YES...it will give you a smooth, fluffy, wrinkle-free SH1T...without bunching-up.
....and it SMELLS nicer too!
You know that vodka and tomato juice is called a screwdriver,...right?
....try vodka and prune juice....it's called a "PILE" - DRIVER!!!!
omg! you should never drink that! unless you want to get sick.
no
No. Drink prune juice and save the Snuggle for some nice clean britches afterward.
it's a misnomer that benzyl acetate in fabric softener will correct the constipation.
try using dishwasher detergent w/camphor, it acts as an enzyme to break down barriers...
i can't believe ppl thought you were serious
this is so effin funny
how do you come up w/this?
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