My abdomen is swollen and extremely tender and there's a strange noise when I expel flatus, I was wondering?
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No, but I think you either are pregnant or you ate the baby!
"Someone ate the baby.
It's rather sad to say.
Someone ate the baby
So she won't be out to play.
We'll never hear her whiney cry
Or have to feel if she is dry.
We'll never hear her asking "Why?"
Someone ate the baby.
Someone ate the baby.
It's absolutely clear
Someone ate the baby
'Cause the baby isn't here.
We'll give away her toys and clothes.
We'll never have to wipe her nose.
Dad says, "That's the way it goes."
Someone ate the baby.
Someone ate the baby.
What a frightful thing to eat!
Someone ate the baby
Though she wasn't very sweet.
It was a heartless thing to do.
The policemen haven't got a clue.
I simply can't imagine who
Would go and (burp) eat the baby."
Shell Silverstein! Gotta love that twisted bastard!!
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consult doctor
did you swallow an elephant ?
stop drinking absinth ...it is drowning your brain cells!
Oh man, that's funny. There is SUPPOSED to be a strange noise that accompanies flatulence. That's called a "fart". As far as your abdomen issues, maybe you shoudl go to the free clinic
Have you ever seen that movie Alien??
Only if a mouth comes into the equation
LMAO! And I was concerned you actually had a medical problem. You're on my fecal roster now buddy!
'Does abcess make the fart go honda? "
OMG hahahahahahahahaha...
LOL :*)
No, it could just be something you ate recently.
e.g. if your last meal was dinner at the Annual Toyota Dealers' Convention, then all I can say is...that wasn't chicken.
The industli is blutal, absolutely blutal.
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