Does Preparation H really work?

Question: I ate the whole tube and still have hemrhoids. But mouth is swollen up, I can't even suck a jelly bean.

Answers:
Here's your sign!

Other Answers:
Oh no!

Your mom did the same thing then sucked my dick. Ummm.. your using it on the wrong end, you don't eat it, you slide the tude into your backside, squeeze it until some comes out and remove it as your squeezing it. the only other thing it is useful for is wrinkles around your eyes and on the puffiness under your eyes. Just rub a very little into your skin and it works wonders.

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