Stupid question?


Question:
I have a really stupid question. though, it will help me.

i plan on joining volleyball in a few weeks, so i don't plan on doing it 4 another like, 4 months or so. i want to brake my knee or ankle... or both... i know, stupid right? well i have never broken anything except my finger and my thumb... and i want to be on crutches... i have injured me knee recently, so i don't think i will have a big problem, just please help me... i don't want u to tell me to go to a phsyciatrist... or to fake it or how idiotic i am... JUST TELL ME HOW TO BRAKE ONE OF THEM!!

Answers:
GET ON TOP OF THE ROOF AND JUMP!!!
Okay then, I broke my leg/ankle sled riding and twisted the other ankle by falling down a few cement steps.

Break A Leg!!
uhh no! it will hurt like crazy
cruches hurt! and they are very tiring. idk why you want them. and to brake something hmm..jump out of a moving car or jump of your roof lol
BROKEN BONES CAN BE LIFE THREATENING. I KNOW YOU DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT, BUT YOU DO NEED SOME PSYCHOLOGICAL HELP. A BROKEN BONE IS NOT REQUIRED FOR CRUTCHES.JUST WALK AROUND WITH THEM IF YOU WANT. YOU CAN ALSO BUY A FAKE CAST
Wow--a nice jump from a high place ought to do it, but you might break your neck instead. you could watch "Misery" for the hobbling (ankle breaking) scene and then have a friend help you out once you've learned the method. You should be warned, however (from someone with broken ankle experience) that it never heals back like it was, and will always be weak and prone to more breakage and bad sprains...whatever your reasons, if you go through with this, you'll likely be ending your athletic career...
twist a body part like hold arm back andkeep pulling up owwwwwwwwwwwwwww i was riding a scooter altho it could be anything so i was riding me scooter really fast jumped a small clift 4inch and jumped off it and front wheel curved lost control scrapec my whole body u could land really bad and twist somethng hope i helped wow that sounds bad lol
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