What is a good excuse for a groin injury?
Question:
It is still quite tender and I can't touch the area when I urinate without it feeling like a hamstring strain.
The problem is my wife tried to start things in bed last night so i tried to sleep and say i was too tired. I know she will not accept this 2 days in a row as she knows my track record with her is like a rabbit in heat.
What excuse can i give her to let my ball (it's the left one) have more time to heal?
Answers:
I usually find Karate and stretching is a good excuse for groin injury. Whenever I do it, I end up with a groin injury.
u got kneed in the balls when some one tackled u.or a bigger ball hit u in the crotch after playin baseball
We reap what we sow. I hope this is a joke. If it isn't, do you realise that everthing we do catches up to us?
Don't have children if this is how you are living your life. They will only be hurt by your actions and hate you later.
Here's what you tell your wife: "I'm sorry that you have ended up burdened with me. I am not an honourable man and have cheated on you" "I am now compounding that by making up lies because I have no respect for myself, our marriage or you as a human being". I am telling you this so you can decide on whether or not you want to continue this charade of a marriage".
That, my friend is the answer.
cheaters never prosper. lol. well i guess u could claim you zipped it in your fly. But btw that isnt a groin pull that would just be in the area not actually on you left one. i have no clue what u did. If you work out say u dropped a weight on it maybe even like a book or something at work. could just say you were being an idiot and balancing something on your head for the amusement of a coworker and then it fell off and caught your sack.
say u got hit by a baseball
Dog ! good luck with that
- You knocked into the corner of a table
- You knocked it on the sadle of your bicycle
- A golf ball hit you
- You dropped a bowling ball in your lap
- A women walked past you in the street, twisted your testicles and mugged you
- A dog savaged your balls
Are your eyes watering yet?
Tell her the truth ...... you`re a cheating swine , and you injured yourself "on the job" . I`d hide the scissors and steak knives first !
Get her drunk til she passes out so the question wont come up about why you dont want to have sex. Or you can go with the ol' kick in the balls excuse. That's probably more reasonable
First of all, it sounds like to me you need to learn to keep it in your pants. I don't believe in cheating and it breaks my heart that apparent you felt that woman you messed around with was worth losing your wife and family over. Now that the lecture is over.
If you have a garage, I would get in there and start moving things around like you are straightening up the garage. Or even an actic will work. Then tell her that you injured yourself from lifting something too heavy and it caused you to fall and that you have seemed to have injured this area. By making it look like you have been doing some serious lifting such as allowing her to notice changes in the garage or actic or such it will help vouch your lie.
Go home tonight and say u wont believe what happed today i tripped and banged my testicles on a table at lunch time!! OMG fair sore and i had to let on i was grand and walk straight out of the restaurant but im in agony babe, dont think there'll be any jiggy jiggy for a few days pet!!
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