Marijuana test soon! Need Help?
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I've been beating those tests for years..Water Pills (look in your moms medicine cabinet or go to drug store and tell the pharmacist what you want. If he asks what it's for tell him your mom sent you to pick some up. is sells as a diuretic and girls take them when their on the rag because they stop you from absorbing water for a short time. That means it goes straight through you, and believe me it happens fast. Take 4 or 5 pills 1.5 hours before you have to take your test and bring a gallon of water with you. Start drinking the water about 45 minutes before. drink one glass every 10 min. or so. the poit is keep drinking water up until the point where you walk in to the clinic. Here's the fun part, you're going to have to piss like a race horse. don't hold it. as a matter of fact you should piss a few times anyway couse there will be residue in youre bladder and kidneys. when you pee clear it's safe. oh yeah don't worry if you pee blue or green shortly after the test, I'm told its normal.lol good luck and god bless.
None of them ACTUALLY work... The one and only way to get it out of your system is time... Sorry. Some people swear by cranberry juice or olive oil or whatever, but seriously, it doesn't actually work. They just flush through your DIGESTIVE system, the THC is now in your BLOOD system. It needs to work its way through your liver to get cleaned out.
If it's been 10 days, you'll probably be ok, but no guarantees. The average time it takes is about 2 weeks, some people get it out faster than others... If it's a urine test (which it probably will be if it's just for a job interview or a sports things since urine tests are cheapest and fastest to test), you might pass. If it is a blood test, you're probably not gonna pass, sorry. And if it's a hair strand test, you're screwed entirely. Hair is like a drug timeline. They can tell every drug you've ever done and estimate exactly when you did it based on how long it is and how far from the root it is. But you'll probably luck out on this one because hair strand tests are very expensive and take a long time to complete, so you probably won't get tested this way.
You're best bet is to just get clean and stay clean. It's not worth it. You do NOT want a drug charge to end up on your record, you WILL lose many many chances at jobs for the rest of your life. If it comes down to an employer hiring you or the guy/girl that's never had a drug charge, they're probably not gonna pick you. And for some professions, in some states, once you get a drug or alcohol charge you can NEVER work in that profession. Like, if you're caught drinking underage when you're, say, 16, you can NEVER get a job as a teacher in Pennsylvania. And I believe that in Pennsylvania, if you ever get a drug charge, then you can never get a job in a medical field (but I'm not entirely sure of that one). There are other states with similar rules/laws for other professions as well. So is smoking weed REALLY worth the risk of screwing up your life?
Sorry... I don't want to sound lecturing or rude or anything, I really don't, I just want you to think of potential consequences that could catch up to you someday...
any & all of the above will help you flush your system.
avoid loosing fat through diet or exercise until your test as fat holds onto thc & if you work out, these are released back into your bloodstream.
If it is a urine test that allows a low threshold then you are probably OK. If it is a hair test, your screwed. They can detect months later.
Get smart and stop.
It is not worth the legal risk, and the risk to your health and reputation.
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