Treatment for burns?

Question:

I was having my way (to put it nicely) with a brand new plushie yesterday, but when I pulled out, I realized that the stuffing was a particularly rough sort. I now have burns similar to rope burns all over my genitalia. Is ther any lotion, cream, or antibacterial that is safe to use on burns in that area?

Answers:
Your burns will only get worse due to the complex silicates in the stuffing. You have only two options. Act quickly!!
1) Mix a solution of equal parts prune juice, jalapeno peppers, tabasco sauce, and Preparation H. Ingest entire mixture in one sitting. You will quickly forget about the burns to your genitals.
2) Don't get hoawd for 2 to 3 days.

thats just sick!

rinse it in saline solution. Salty water increase the white blood cells to the surface.
Don't use any sorta of cream, or lotions, because that skin is really sensitive.

ya use it more u'l get ur answer...

Treatment for burns?

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