I went to go pepe and got my dingdong stuck in my zipper? i got the zip a the way to the top! ouch! help?


Question:
pepe ouchie

Answers:
Seriously for your benefit I hope that you are like a 5 year old asking all these poopey, pee pee and wee wee questions. If you are an adult then I feel sorry for you that you have nothing better to do with your time. Oh and in response to this question, I hope that zipping up your "pepe" made you sterile because we really dont need anymore ignorant babies in the world. SO who knows maybe you did the world a service by zipping up your genitals. All we can do is hope!
Have your momy cut off the ding dong so you can zip without getting caught.
I don't know what to do right now but when you get out of this mess my advice to you is start wearing sweatpants instead.
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