Why does it hurt when I poke myself in the eye and what can I do to stop the pain?

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It hurts because you keep using sharp objects. Try using a rubber band or a wet noodle. This will take care of both problems at once.

It hurts because eyes are sensitive! And if you want to stop the pain you can began by not poking yourself in the eye!

duh, stop poking yourself in the eye.

It hurts because you poked yourself in the eye. Now to ease the pain stop poking yourself in the eye.

hmmm, this is a hard one. but I've talked to a doctor and he says "STOP POKING IT!"

idk because nobody is supposed to do thet retard

Ah! The insurmountable compulsion of human beings to poke themselves in the eye.

Well like I said, it's insurmountable.