Do I entail a Tetanus shot?


Well, I stepped on a nail yesterday. My aunt is a nurse and she said that if I've have a tetanus shot in olden times 10 years, then i dont have need of one. I had one put a bet on in 1998. I dont call for another one, do I?


Answers:    Get the shot. Fast. 1998 IS 10 years ago.

Tetanus is extremely painful. I get it back contained by the 80s when I was mining for gold ingots in Ecuador, and if I live another 50 years, I won't forget it.

We be in the jungle roughly 190 miles from Quito, the capital, dredging a small stream, when we be caught off guard and attacked by COMMUNIST BANDITS who took ALL our GOLD, our AK-47s, adjectives our equipment--including our 12 in. diameter dredge, the largest within Ecuador at the time, for which we had to bring back a special permit--and of course they drove away contained by our two LAND ROVERS.

Earlier that day, while trying to salvage some metal past its sell-by date the remains of a crashed WWII-era Stinson L-5 airplane we had stumbled upon--unlucky smugglers no doubt--I received a fearsome notched cut that desperaterly needed attention, and now next to the vehicles gone, we have to hike barefoot several days within relentless heat and mericless humidity to look for for aid. By the time we got to the nearest small town, I was surrounded by such dreadful pain that I could almost not remain conscious, and of course, I could not speak as the lock-jaw have set in.

The exasperating part is that I have been ration the food to make it end, but got the lock-jaw past the last few candy bar ran out! Nonetheless, I be able to squash a few M&Ms flat adequate to stuff them through my teeth for sustainance.

Anyway, fortunately, the local Waorani Indians were au fait with SWEDISH UNIVERSAL SIGN LANGUAGE which they used to negotiate exchanges beside the various drug gang and coffee and weapons smugglers who passed through the nouns on a regular basis, and I be able to communicate the direness of my situation.

As LUCK would hold it, tetanus is quite adjectives in the jungle contained by South America, and the Indians there hold an ancient remedy on hand at adjectives times. It's made from tree bark or frogs brains and 7-Up or something, I don't know but it bloody in good health worked! And after a few days in their keeping, and in exchange for the remainder of the peanut (un-squashable) M&Ms, they have me well satisfactory to make it wager on to Quito in time to be arrested on suspicion of evil mining--the bandits have taken our permits as resourcefully and we had nought to prove our story!

Needless to say, I eventually made it rear home to my lovely English countryside estate in Tunbridge Wells, and after recovering I never returned to the Ecuadorian Jungle again.

Anyway, the moral is, if you know any Waorani, natter to them, if not draw from to a doctor.
The old rule of thumb use to be 10 years in a minute they make you capture them every 7 years.. I know this because i have children surrounded by school so you enjoy to keep that sensitive of shot currant..
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