I've Been Diagnosed With Erectoid Malatropia......?

Question:

An extreemly rare and incurable disorder in which my entire body is rendered soft and limp. During arousal is the only time it fills out, takes shape and is capable of standing---although rather stifly.
What can I do?

Answers:
Talk to Sicko the Clown about getting a job with the other sideshow freaks. Consuela the Incredible Bearded Lady could arouse you for a low-low price of 3 dollars a head per show. Maybe you could have a big finale...where do you, um, er, uh, well, *release* from?

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you need a dose of full body viagra

I am so sorry...say hello to all the people where you go. Do they still send people like you to La Booby Hatch?

grat timing, I just started taking a kick boxing class, and needed a punching bag so I can practice at home, I will hang you up in my personal gym,don't worrry,I will give you attention at least three times a week,I can invite some of my classmates over to kick you around if you still want to play when I am through with you

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I've Been Diagnosed With Erectoid Malatropia......?

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