I fart a lot. The doc says they can't do anything. Funny my fart does not smell. But it is loud? What do I do?
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Cut back on the sugar intake. Sugar increases gas. Also try taking Gas-X or Bean-O. Good luck!
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Learn ventriloquism.
Just laugh it's kind of funny.
Either stay home or put a trumpet in your A$$ and join a jazz band.
be thankful.
stand real close to people and blame it on someone else, or
maybe you could get a silencer installed
What's worse - blue face or blue balls? :-)
Use a muffler and let it go
watch out your food habits.after eating particular items you may develop gas.For a week stop eating stale food eat fresh food .Drinks lots of water.take enima once week and see the differance
put a sign that says I have a built in farting machine, random firing,,,
Take Beano or GasX.
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Larry The Cable Guy
You don't eat a lot of meat, especially red meat, do you?
Otherwise, phew!
My husband said when he was a young man, it was worse and embarrassing. When going down the hallway at school, he would pass gas then turn around and walk the opposite direction, waving his hand back and forth and going "Phew! Who let out that awful fart."
My Granddaughter, in middle had that problem for awhile. I told her what Grandpa did. It worked for her, too. Apparently, they both grew out of it. Thank God.
Try Tums Xtra-Smoothies( I like peppermint) At least 3, sometimes 4. It might break up the gas. My little dog had stomach problems occassionally, I would give her 1, sometimes 2,(if she would take it) it sure helped her.
Talk to God About It
Sounds like A Typical Case Of IBS (Irital Bowel Syndrome
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