How do I perform surgery on myself?
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I seen a $19.95 surgery kit made in North Korea for sale in one of the swap meets here.
The dude sellin' these kits even offered one to bring home and try for free.
Sucker.
I've gone into business doing even lipo (if you don't mind my french) suction; when he calls to ask what happened I pretend I'm my senile uncle.
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Make sure you're drunk enough.
Very carefully, but please get malpractice insurance first. U may need it! Good Luck!
Very carefully
Get a sharp knife or scalpel and proceed.
Go to any Emergency Room and explain your problem. They will take care of you, even without insurance.
uum , i wouldnt suggest you try doing this yourself.
god knows where you might put all your vital organs back again .
you might have fingers coming from ur chest, and feet coming from ur head.
that is so scary is shivers my skin
YOU CANT DO SURGERY ON YOUR SELF
1. you will feel pain up to the point you faint
2. if you lose to much blood when you are awake you may die
3. you will have to bend to sew your self which may upset some organs and start a chain reaction
4.get some doc buddys to help you
That's probably the dumbest thing I've ever heard of. I would make sure I had cancer first by at least getting screened at a doctor's office. That would be a shame to get all in there and figure out nothing's wrong. Also, you would want to sterilize EVERYTHING! I would leave it to the professionals. If you are doped up enough to not be in excruciating pain from slicing open your stomach...you wouldn't be functional to perform the surgery! Let a licensed professional handle that...you'll also get some sweet painkillers...you won't remember the first three or four days post-op!
Can't afford a doctor.
go to you local con-artist I mean witch-doctor. He/she(edevil) will make you belieave the they performed the surgery without even cutting you open as you watch you cancer bleed away in the form of a fetal dog filled with ketchup.
have fun... :)
That is totally ridiculous.
If you dont go to a doctor, you WILL go to a morgue idiot!
YOU DON'T!!!!!! Go to a hospital, if you do have cancer, they can help you get coverage and treatment!
if you have no insurance, and avoid doctors the way you do, how do you know what you have is cancer?
Go the ER, they have programs they can hook you up with. How do you know you have cancer?
You don't Go to a charity hospital they will help you out.
You think you have cancer? You may be so wrong. Go to you local hospital and talk with financial screening or a social worker. They will help you apply for the help you need. If you can't wait and you are in pain go to the emergency room. You can't be turned away for not having insurance. You are not thinking clearly because of your fears. You do need to get the right care. Think positive, you need a doctor to check you out before you start to worry.
maybe you just pregnant ; )
try jumping on 1 leg, it might falls out what ever it might be
fisting is an other way, it works no mater if you a guy or a girl
(i love your questions) : )
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