i have been diagnosed..?

Question: with chronic masturbative syndrome. its almost obsessive compulsive and i tried therapy but i cant go to bed, eat a sandwich, go to work, go to church, feed the dog without doing it. what can do!??

Answers:
wow never heard of that. stay away from the crazy glue!

Other Answers:
That's called perverteness.

I hope you don't think of it when you feed the dog.

If it doesn't hurt you or anyone else, then it's fine.

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Sounds like you have a problem. Thats gotta suck when you are in public people must give you the funniest looks! Then from another view this might not be such a problem!

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Get some good therapy.

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just find a nympho girl friend and everything will work out OK

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is there really such a diesease? man if not you are really being gross to tell ppl you dont know that you cant stop beating you meat long enough to eat that is what i call BADLY IN NEED OF HELP , but more help than ppl on here can give you dude..

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get a chasity belt!

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When you feed the dog, masturbate the dog, instead of yourself.At least, the dog will be happy, and will be obedient to you.

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FIND A CRACK WHORE BUY HER A 20 DAILY THEN F8CK HER BRAINS OUT

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You're an idiot.

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