I've Been Diagnosed With Gluteus Taximus....what now?

Question:

It is a very rare epidermal disease in which the skin covering the area of the glutes continually generates calcified formations which resemble thumbtacks. I have not sat down in weeks. What will I do?

Answers:
Contact your local primary school.

Ask if they have art classes.

Volunteer to help.

Send an invite to the local media to attend your first class.

Turn up at the classroom.

The teacher will ask: 'So, how exactly are you going to help, Mr. Pie?'

Smile and reply: 'You'll see at the end of the class.'

Wait for all the little kiddies to finish painting.

Stand at the front of the class, clap your hands twice, and say:

"GOOD JOB KIDS. NOW IT'S TIME TO PIN YOUR ART TO THE WALL! EVERYBODY COME TO THE FRONT AND FORM A QUEUE..."

You'll be bent over for about 5-6 mins, max.

Straighten up, feel immense relief, pick up cutest child, get news photographer to take picture, and say sincerely:

'Art...is the greatest gift we can give the next generation.'

Now tell the kids to wash their hands : )

Other Answers:
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Thanks!

I am so sorry your butt is being taxed. maybe ....oh never mind

Go on a wanton crime spree...they'll leave you well alone in the big house :o)

no worries, I wiil force you to sit, quit your crying,you will adapt and get used to it

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