If the Elephant Man were alive today, would there be more help available for his condition? Could he be cured?


Question:
Could he get laid??

Answers:
They are not even 100% sure what he had. They think it was Proteus syndrome, and there is still no cure!

Getting laid could be tricky!! I am not sure of the "extent" of the deformity in the lower "area"!!

Michael Jackson was MARRIED twice.i don't think he ever got laid though! I think if any of those kids are his.a turkey baster was involved!

Other Answers:
He would definitely be able to get laid - look at those freaks on Maury Povich that test 11 guys for paternity results, come on. ANYONE can get laid these days.

I think he would be greatly helped by modern cosmetic surgery, but I'm not a doctor/medical expert so I wouldn't know.
If Joseph were alive today, he would have better medical help. but no, I don't think he would be cured. Rather, I think he would be asked to participate in experiments to find the cure.

And as for if he can get laid. why not? Michael Jackson got married twice.


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