How to get rid of a st-iffy real quick?
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think of the in law naked then you will droop
spank it!
think of something that turns you off?
ICE PACK - STAT!
Or think of me chompping down on you. I'm a man.
Did it work??
flick the tip really hard like you are flicking a bug off of it. Nurses do this to older guys when they sponge bath them to make it go down.
Think of your grandma watchin you
Whack it on the head with something very cold you dirty wretch either that or make a conversation piece of it and proudly show your in law what their daughter is so fond of. God I must be very drunk.
Get your mind off anything sexual for one thing. try not to move... because it would probably rub >_<...
And also, try thinking of something Gross, like brains and livers, and intestines... etc. Scary movie themes... =]
Ice, cold water, think of something that's a total turn off, flick it, go to the toilet.
Those are the things I've heard works.
Use the pruner or the tree lopper thats how I get rid of all my overgrown woodies in my garden. I cant see why your in law cant help you.
use it on her. that'll get rid of her too and you'll never have to worry again x
LOL...go to the bathroom.
Smack on it`s nose with 7lb hammer.
If the Inlaw is the Mother, give her a quick seeing to, Say she'd love it
Take a hot shower. Contrary to common belief that a cold shower does it, hot showers actually help. Also, it's natural, don't worry. As long as you aren't focused on it, they won't focus on it.
Slam the Toilet seat on it, guaranteed to work!!
You naughty boy...do you need a spanking?
Sorry couldn't help myself!!!
just finish the job and empty your load!
think of your mother and father doing it.. only thing is this thought may be so scarring it may never rise again... hahahahaha
think of your in law naked!
Grandma porn... Unless you're into that, then you're more or less screwed!
If i mess the bread pudding up i will send some over for her,,,,,
Lock the bathroom door.
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