Guys. If you woke up with no genitals what would be the first thing you would do?
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Cry.
give myself a orgasm to see if its as good as she says it is
it wouldnt stop them from being the cheating bleeps they are
Scream "OMG" in a much higher pitch.
They would find someway to screw something!!!!!!!...
You know how they are!!
I would imagine they would look dumb closely followed by a huge neurotic scream then when over the shock they would stare into space whilst thinking oh my god how on earth am i going to fill in my time now without my twizzle stick to twizzle:)))))))
Some I epect would look under the bed just to see if it fell off from too much twizzling lol
go to sleep once again assuming this was a dream. really in the morning they would be back
I know my guy friends they would be like wtf where did u go then i would get a call at like 6:00am Jessica do u know where my pet snake is 4 real they are nasty but i love them.
go get a breast implant, but thats not my problem i wake up and its a inch bigger than the day before im not kidden..cindarella, can i pet ur pet snake
shoot the mother f*cker that did it.
hahahahaha
Is this a common fear amongst men? I guess it is. Why else are they constantly checking to see if they are still there!!
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