How can I Make myself sick enough to get a doctors certificate overnight?


Question:
I'm not trying to skip school or anything... its really important... and I don't know anyone else sick.

Answers:
Eat something that doesn't agree with you.
Get the runs overnight.
You can also get some Castor oil.
Drink more than you need for a loose stool.
Get the runs from that.
Convince your doctor that it may be food poisoning.
He will hear excessive bouwel movements and book you off
Why?
drink some draino
give some extra money to doctor...
You know what ( did as a child? I ran my thumb into a wall over and over until it broke. That kept me out of school for more than a day and I didn't have to take a math test. Not that it helped---I had to take the math test at a later time and I had to return to school with a cast after 2 weeks, and that was no fun at all.
Eat alot of garlic and ginger. It would make you body hot.
Really, can't you pretend (act) that you aren't well, then by the time you are in the doctor's office act like it was only gas?
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