how many protein bars do I have to eat for my dick to gain 2 pounds of muscle?

you can eat all the protein bar you want. it wont be your dick thats gonna gain the weight.. Well you would probably have to eat about 500 a day and lift 50 lbs every other day.

hahahahahahahahahhaa, thats the funniest thing i ever head, there s no solution for penis enlargement except surgery and that may be complicated, there are temporary solutions but they may lead to serious side effects.. No protein bar will help you either..

"It's not the size, it's the motion." sorry dude, but yo dicks gonna stay small, but you could try lifting 5 pound dumbells with it if it can. haha

you should probably try putting a 5lb ring on it and lifting it when you can, and increasing the weight. hahahahahahahahahahaha. i'm seriously laughing my *** off. i've never answered one of these things before, but this was a great comic relief. haha.

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