what are some signs that you picked a bad time for that visit to the dentist's office?
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Sign one: You fart as you walk into reception but it turned out it was a shart and you have crapped in your pants.
Sign two: The dentist backing down the corridoor, one foot on a patients chest with some forceps on a tooth, twists his head to yell to you 'hey grab my waist i need a hand pulling this turnip'.
sign three: the receptionist makes you douse yourself in garlic and hold a rosary and tells you in no circumstances to bare your neck.
Sign four: The dentist asks to bring out the shackles and cat of nine tails while you are sitting in the chair.
sign five: People are camped on the pavement in a very long queue outside in sleepingbags.
sign six: Some slacked jaw yokels follow you everywhere you sit in the office playing the banjo and singing country music about george bush
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Well if the patients are leaving on stretchers, I would not go in.
hmmm, an ambulance parked in the back? that would be a bad sign to me :) Dentist smells of booze?
during an earthquake.when you see him coming out of the office with sunglasses and a cane yelling "WHO'S NEXT"
When the assistants are trying to wake up the dentist, who is twitching and has an empty bottle of whiskey laying beside him.
The dentist greets you in the lobby, looking ratty, and apologizes for his appearance; but he stayed up all last night watching his personal dvd of "The Marathon Man."
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