How to fake a broken finger?


Question:
I need to work when i really don't want to. I'm only 14, so it's not really a thing i want to be doing on my last week of summer break. so, i decided i would either a) break my fingers or b) fake the broken fingers
how would i do this?
i can get a finger splint easily from my boyfriend, or the pharmacy uptown.
i need a good story, that'believable, and some stuff the doctor did to my finger, and what he/she told me in regards to treatment and etc...

Answers:
Use the splint, but don't say you have a broken finger- say it's a jammed finger (hurts really badly and can't bend). Your boss may want a doctor's verification saying you have a broken finger, but this won't be needed for a jammed one. Plus, it's a lot easier to make up a story; of the two people I know who have jammed fingers in the past, one got it playing basketball and the other got it from a very hard high-five.
scream & curse as loud as possible, and be like alskhdlasdljasdladlsjdajs! i broke my finger! and run away. your boss will understand. or think you're mental. its a win win situation.
hahaha really??
why don't you just be responsible and go to work instead of concocting a big lie? You should have more respect for those who are counting on you-and yourself
Just go to work honey and don't start this bad habit of lying to your boss. It'll catch up with you when you get older. Having a good work ethic is a rare trait these days, but it shouldn't be. Think about how difficult it would be to be the employee who showed up to work and someone else called in "sick." Not only will your work load be greater, you won't get paid any more for your time and effort. Too many people don't examine things from the other person's perspective, be careful as things somehow come full circle and will bite you in the rear. Show just how responsible you really are, it will make your boss want to give you good marks and your parents will see how responsible you really are.
Treat others like you want to be treated. Ever heard the concept?? How would you like it if someone lied to you? You wouldn't!
Just go to work ... you'll have the rest of your life to slack off.
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